Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 08, 2023

“Would you prefer to do it in a box filled with “litter”?”

Does it get marked “Top Secret”? Does it get put in a SCIF?

I always say, “One for the Governor.” as I drop it in the trash barrel at the park.

Yes, the CIA. The Cat Illuminati Authority.

He’s Putin us on.

They do it so they can drop it into my trash can, and always right after the trash collection truck has emptied it so their “little present” can fester and stink in the bottom of my can, maybe with the bag splitting open, for an entire week before the next collection day. Did I mention I don’t have a dog? That’s because I really don’t want to have to deal with cleaning up their “little presents,” so I’m really not too keen on dealing with someone else’s. (OK, end of rant…)

Good point tis just fertilizer ;-)

recycling the wall from “Peanuts”?

I thought he was talking about treats, then I realize what he meant. LOL

It’s the deep doo-doo state!

I wrote a poem on this very topic. This is the second stanzaYour dog thinks you’re an idiotI can not but agreeHe does not do a lick of workAnd lives with you for freeAnd thrice a day you take himOutside for a little walkAnd urge him to evacuateHis bowels with baby talkAnd when he does you greet itWith much fanfare and great joyYou pat him on his furry headAnd call him a good boy.He watches as you bag itGather every precious slugHe thinks next time he’ll save the tripAnd leave it on your rug

Learning what they could do with it would be too much for your conspiratorial mind. But fertile (sorry) fodder for talk radio for four hours a day for a week.. at least. What do ‘They’ do with it? I’ll tell you after these commercial messages from our sponsors… that I own.

There was a case where an owner did not pick up his dog’s droppings. The victim had it analyzed and through DNA was able to identify the perpetrator. Owner was fined for breaking the city ordinance

humans are insane, there’s no figuring them out

It’s very simple, really. Space aliens have an unaccountable fascination for dog poop.

Didn’t Brooks & Dun do a song about this. I think it was called the Poop Scooping Boogie.

This reminds me of one of my all time favorite comics—check out “Bacon” for Sept. 28, 2018.

We need to get the straight poop on this situation.

If he’s a talking dog, why doesn’t he just clear up the matter by asking?

I LOVE these guys!

he won’t rest until he gets the real poop on what’s going on…

I am sure it has something to do with asstrophysics

Poor dog has spent too much time watching Fox News