Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 13, 2023

Someone should visit the vet and get snip-snip.

Guess he needs a suit that has no hole in the seat for his tail to get loose to wag.

He’s the Woof Of Wall Street

Only I can wag your tails……………………..now get back to work!

Last year I negotiated a terrific sales deal. But never “wag your tail”. I complained that they got the best of me instead.

The boss is always the first to break his own rules.

Looks like he’s laying down the paw…I mean law…

Just tilt your head and look confused.

Never jump for joy til the fat lady sings!

… and there also shall be no tongues wagging.

Beware of negotiators offering treats. Old trick. They will expect one from you first. It may be more subtle. They’ll ‘accidentally’ drop bits of food on the break room floor. Then, it’s too late to act innocent. Even Puppy Dog eyes and a soft whimper won’t work.

Is he negotiating with Business Cat?

And for goodness sake no running around in a circle and peeing on the floor from excitement.

“It’s been wonderful doing business with you. Now could someone take me outside… I have to pee!”

I LOVE these guys!

Remember: Grace in victory, dignity in defeat.