Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 03, 2023

A guy who drinks beer from a bottle would help mommy and then… mommy.

I had a Swiss friend who seemed to think that his wife should do everything. We went for a picnic, I stared unloading our car, he wandered over and stood there talking to me while his wife unloaded their car. Not on my watch. I grabbed a cooler, shoved it in his arms and said: “Help you wife unload!”

“Fat chance”, I’d say. You’d better have something poured for her while you help put the groceries away.

Two dogs.

Only one of us has hands.

One of them should watch out for Mommy’s revenge!

Pup can at least cheer Mommy up with a wagging tail. Dad shouldn’t try it.

One with a ‘sniffer’, the other with a Snifter.

BTW- It’s not just the thought that counts, Mr. Sensitive.

Chivalry is dead! ☹️

“Two trips, Helen! Don’t take it all at once!”

Maybe next time you should go shopping and let mommy hang out with the dog and the brandy.

Yes, you should. Keep mommy happy.

I have two comments: “Fetch!” and if I were his wife, I would not go grocery shopping. He would be on his own for quite some time regarding food.

Man: “Of course, then my brandy would get cold.”

Dog: “But I’d have to put on my support vest.”

Man and Dog: “Oh, well.”

“should…”

A real gentleman would take the snifter with him, hand it to her, then take in the groceries.

If he went to help Mommy, then he would have to stop petting the puppy

Be a good dog and go fetch. And no wet paws on the carpet.

I would guess it’ll be the dog who helps.