Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 22, 2023

Should have hard boiled yourself first.

And you need to pick up after yourself!!!

funny part Humpty Dumpty was never identified as an egg

Sigh,parkour isn’t all it’s cracked to be.

…and you’re not all cracked up to what you think either.

Parkour: A sport or athletic activity in which the participant seeks to move quickly and fluidly through an area, often an urban locale, by surmounting obstacles such as walls and railings and leaping across open spaces, as in a stairwell or between buildings.

Poor Humpty.

Parkour is always fun until this point. When I was a kid, we didn’t call it parkour, we just jumped around. I jumped twenty feet down to a clay ledge above the Brazos River. It broke away and I slid/bounced on my hip another 40 feet. I was bruised down one side and counted myself lucky I did not fall all the way into the river.

Good one, Harry. Thanks!

Find something a little less stressful for a while and give yourself time to heal.

Humpty hasn’t been the same since he was introduced to crack.

He didn’t lose too many parts. Definitely hurt his feelings pretty badly.

According to the Beefeaters giving The Bloody Tower tours, Humpty is about King Richard III.

Parkour isn’t all it’s cracked up to be