Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 24, 2023

Because you’re tired of having sex with her?

‘Nuther nice tree, but shouldn’t it be vertical?

He couldn’t blame the tree. If he wants to blame a woman, he can blame Mother Nature. She’s used to it.

being cut off in traffic is no comparison

Why play the Blame Game ?

Jerk

No matter how long I stare at this, I can’t figure out what’s supposed to be wrong. The car sure looks strange, but…

Don’t try it, you may not like the way she retaliates!

The true Tree of Life. A universal allegory.

It’s called deflecting.

I was puzzled about where the tree was standing before it fell on the car. Now I guess it was next to the garage, because of the angle of the branches. If he had parked it in the garage the way she told him to, all would be fine (except that the tree would be blocking the driveway).

He knows if he’d cleaned his junk out of the garage so she could get the car in, like she asked a dozen times, this wouldn’t have happened.

She should be packing about now.

Don’t even try, buddy; she can come up with a lot more reasons to blame this on you.

That’s really going out on a limb….

Try, “I told you to keep that tree watered. When was the last time you watered it.” It’s all BS but it’s the best shot you got.

That would be some All-Pro level gaslighting

This is why you’re living with your dog.

She didn’t put the car back in the garage.

Martin like “humour” detected.

Oh no! Not the Saab!

The angle is all wrong. Looks like the tree grew in the driveway – or – a tornado picked it up and dumped it so weirdly on the car.

Of course You “DO” mean “MOTHER NATURE” ……… if you value your future ….. Right …… ;)