Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 26, 2023

They do have a buffet.

Apparently the dog is smarter than the human.

“Forget you! I’m dog-paddling over to that ship!”

He’d rather pass than be saved…woof

Two things he can’t afford to lose, any more weight and his pants.

He’s in serious need of a pedicure.

That’s what happens in an instant gratification society.

As long as there’s a saloon.

First world problems

Let’s get rescued first. You can quibble later.

He’s obviously hallucinating. There’s no boat, and certainly no dog — he ate the dog three months ago.

I wanna be your dog

Bite him! Maybe his screams will attract the boat?

picky picky picky

A good dog person – he feeds his dog first.