Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 26, 2023

The neighbor has a Ring camera and will post it on Twitter (now known as X).

Naughty, naughty!

Well played!

I know I’d miss the fun of steps 1 and 2, but can I just skip to step 3?

I can’t seem to find a metal hanger around here anymore

4. Try attaching a nail to the door for the wreatch by hammering it in with your head till you look like the “Pinhead” guy from the “Hellraiser” films and sing:

Amazing Chritsmas! how neatly unsound,

That ruined a wreatch; see me!

Urgent care was a waste of money – look at the blood flow!

Just make sure the neighbor in Florida doesn’t have a Ring door cam.

why it’s better to buy to buy than try to make your own…

First mistake … Cutting the coat hanger ! Just bend in circle and leave hook shaped part to hang wreath with ;-)

And leave some blood behind for evidence.

I don’t think the cutting was necessary. You could easily just reshape the wires if you have the strength and patience.

For goodness sake, wreaths and wreath door hangers are very inexpensive. I haven’t seen or used a wire hanger in years!

We always left the hook on the hanger and just bent it into a circle. You have to have something to hang with!

Most wire hangers in my experience are really too stiff to bend into anything specific. (Hence the disfiguring injury.)

You have to admit, the red and green together is very festive.

Better still, don’t cut the hangie part off, use it to hang the wreath up. Less blood, and you won’t get caught on their “ring”.

This would hurt.