Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 15, 2024

Why more couples have separate bedrooms.

“Yeah. I’m suddenly awake enough to make a final decision.”

He should know better, she always keeps a loaded pistol under her pillow.

Bedtime she takes the hearing aids out.

“No! I’m having a dream about killing my husband for waking me up from my dreams.”

Unless the house is on fire, you just made a very serious mistake!

I am now

And a little traumatized.

I am (((((((((((. N. O. W. ! )))))))))

I cannot see the analog alarm clock on the nightstand but I believe that may have been last Sunday morning when they were supposed to be somewhere at 7:00am.

after her interminable snoring from 3am until 5am and in spite of being gently nudged throughout, she finally rolls over onto her side right before it’s actually time to get outta bed and then incessantly complains about being tired…yeah, buddy…

Has Harry’s writing degenerated to the level of Mr Martin?

I have no idea how this could be funny. Why would he yell this? Please explain.

In the words of Terry Jeffers of the Nine Nine, WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?!

What’s inexplicable is why some couples insist on sleeping together when their sleep habits are incompatible.

I’d say that’s grounds for divorce.

She is thinking that he will be asleep at some point himself. She’s making plans.

What a great day to start someone’s day! Grr!

Dead man