Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 26, 2024

Stupid Flanders!

Sorry. Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.

As kids in Catholic school we found a priest who was very lenient on contrition penances. We would visit his parish for confessions.

How sinsationally sinful!

that is a low budget church

“PBS” also has a confessional story today ;-)

Mea Culpa, Mea Culp, Mea Maxima Culpa

Rat is right there with you today

Oh, God! He’s going to get more than five Hail Mary’s. We’re talking Rosaries here! Multiple!

I am grateful that I am not religious. Life has enough burdens.

Really?

No wonder the Church is so rich with all the great blackmail material they get.

Just like me when I was attending St. Edward’s grade school.

Poet? Songwriter? Either way, sounds like he may not be taking this confession too seriously.

A LONG time ago (this shows how I am) :-p There used to be Dial a Prayer!

I’m Jewish. So 3 Little Pigs parodies aren’t kosher.

But are you sin-cere in your contrition!

I didn’t think Ned Flanders was a Catholic

Get a REAL bible translation, such as the King James or RSV or the Douay-Rheims, and look at John 20:21-23.