Mayonnaise Monday: The 2016 GoComics Naughty List!
by John GlynnIf there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that this time of year brings out the best in almost everyone!
Today, I'd like to talk about those other people. And since yesterday was "Santa's Wish List Day," I thought I'd recognize those wonderful folks that have been placed on the GoComics' Naughty List.
In the interest of not being too negative, I'll try to balance out the naughty list with a nice one as well.
NAUGHTY!
1. GoComics readers who open every new comment with "Don't make me slap your donkey."
2. Those coxcombs who trample on the burgeoning spirit of young and often confused artists
3. Claus Conspiracists
4. Mistletoe with the gout symptoms (painful!)
6. Reindeer Games -- need to be more inclusive
7. The rapscallion who's stealing my snack pickles out of the fridge at work.
8. Ugly Christmas Uncles Parties
NICE
1. Jan Eliot
4. My love of a nice tumbler full of nog (any of the following flavors: egg, walnut, forest lime, mountain prawn)
5. Steve Moore (heckuva guy)
6. Bill Amend's "Bored Napkins" comic Instagram
7. Charlie Brown Christmas special
8. Tom the Dancing Bug's "The Year Santa Hated Christmas, But Only for a Moment."
9. Doug Savage's "Laser Moose"
10. Lincoln Peirce's Epic Big Nate
Well, this blog is past the space limit, but do keep in mind that you were likely to fall somewhere between 11-18.
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