There Are No Words On Thesaurus Day
by Caleb Goellner 
Have you ever looked up the word "thesaurus" IN a thesaurus? We don't recommend it. Fact is, doing so will tear open a rift in spacetime, summoning otherworldly horrors that exist to rend paradoxes from reality. Once in their grip, foolish summoners cease to be -- and to have been -- written over by a doppelgänger from the Antimatter Universe to preserve equivalent exchange as a fundamental pillar of existence. No one remembers you, for you never were.
Or maybe this just happens?
From merriam-webster.com:
Oh, and did we mention it's Thesaurus Day?
Here's some fun thesaurus comics to help you forget the dread of knowing the universe abhors an enigma.
Cleats by Bill Hinds December 4, 2006
Reality Check by Dave Whamond Feb 7, 2008
Frank and Ernest by Thaves July 6, 1996
Luann by Greg Evans September 1, 1989
Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce April 3, 2011
Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley November 30, 2009
Frazz by Jef Mallett November 13, 2007
Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley Jun 9, 2011
Peanuts by Charles Schulz Jun 22 1971
Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos Dec 14, 2010
