Does anyone like going to the doctor? It seems like every time you go to see one, they tell you to stop doing something cool, like night swimming, living off of triple thick shakes and/or night swimming in triple thick shakes. The Hippocratic Oath is all about doing "no harm," and they've got the gall to boss you around, discouraging life's glorious excesses. Who needs that?

What? All of us? Or we'll keep feeling terrible and maybe die?

I supposed we should express some gratitude as doctors have the wherewithal to handle patients reluctant to take orders, particularly when our bodies need the occasional surgical overhaul. Without them, we'd all just be giving each other bad advice, and who needs that kind of accountability?

Scroll on for 15 comics about doctors doing doctor stuff this National Doctor's Day.

*Note: None of these images have been doctored.

Peanuts by Charles Schulz July 14, 1979 

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Nov 18, 1990

The Flying McCoys By Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy Aug 23, 2013

Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers Feb 24, 2017

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Mar 31, 1986

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand July 25, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend Oct 14, 2003

Baldo by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos Feb 18, 2016

Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton Jun 12, 2014

The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn Jan 18, 2013

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis Jan 21, 2013

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi Jan 15, 2013

Garfield by Jim Davis Nov 21, 1982

Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich Jul 25, 2010

Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II Jan 30, 2010

The Duplex by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy Mar 25, 2008 

Andertoons by Mark Anderson Jun 19, 2003

Cornered by Mike Baldwin Jun 11, 2002

Close to Home by John McPherson May 29, 2000