As social media mavens in the year 2017, we're privy to all of the latest and greatest memes. And not just the dank or vaporwave stuff -- we particularly notice things like deliciously spammy get-to-know-you lists. We need the human contact! You don't understand, I've been trapped inside our office supply closet for the past three days (long story) and nobody can hear me tapping SOS on the walls over our efficient air conditioning. The least you can do is play this bingo game while I boil old notepads into improvised survival porridge. 

Anyway, I noticed that lots of folks on Twitter have been using free sites to generate neat bingo cards filled out with personal info -- likes, dislikes and unique characteristics and such. The point is to overshare to a host of completely sane strangers on the internet. If players can clear a whole row or column, they're contenders for true friendship! In the interest of not violating all of those sites' Machiavellian terms of service, I took a break from stewing semi-edible pulp to create one from scratch.

Are you like me???

I felt like my first draft wasn't comprehensive enough, so I decided to open Photoshop and fill a compressed JPG with some of my favorite GoComics series. Play along and see if we're potential friends!

Ha! Trick question. I love all GC series equally! That means everyone is my friend, therefore no one is.

...You're probably best off creating your own card and trying your odds on your personal channels of choice.