Phone a Friend: It's Pizza Party Day!
by GoComicsIf there's one thing we can all agree on in this tumultuous world, it's this: Pizza is the pinnacle of human culinary achievement. One slice of pizza contains ingredients from every section of the food pyramid, which is what you should tell people when they question your new all-pizza diet.
Comics being what they are - a snapshot of the cultural zeitgeist, often exaggerated or tongue-in-cheek - pizza is a frequent guest-star in the funny pages.
Since today is National Pizza Party Day, we've put together a list of six things every pizza lover knows to be true.
Why not phone a few friends, order a pizza (or throw one in the oven - no judgment) and read through it while you wait for everyone to arrive? We guarantee you'll be hungry by the end!
1. Pizza is an incredible motivational tool.
If you want people to show up to your event, we have two words for you: "Free. Pizza."
2. There is a kind of pizza for every occasion.
Breakfast pizza, dessert pizza, white pizza, veggie pizza, pizza with entire entrees stuffed inside of the crust - even vegan pizza, if that's what you're into.
3. Cold pizza = still delicious.
And there's no risk of burning your mouth on molten cheese!
4. Stumped for dinner ideas? Pizza has your back.
No cooking required and leftovers for days.
5. There's always room for more.
"I'll just have one slice," is the second-biggest lie in the world, behind "Of COURSE I remembered our anniversary!"
6. Nothing comes between you and the last slice.
Friendships have been ended for less.
Happy National Pizza Party Day! (And don't forget to tip!)