The Jackals Stole Our Dog!
by John GlynnI am seething! Our dog has been stolen and I won't sleep until the perpetrators are punished and Marmaduke is back home and safe and resting in his most oversized way. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Marmaduke, for the love of Pete, call today. Call now. If you've seen anyone suspicious around our building (Joel Friday doesn't count), please, please, please let us know.
Crime scene photo. The criminals sliced off two of Marmaduke's fingers and left at the scene as a warning.
