Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 10, 2016

Face it, big guy — you’ve been trumped.

Maybe a change of color? Would you be more afraid of a Giant Chartreuse Snorklewacker?

Sure back in the 80’s, he gave Binkley a run for his money,but now…well…

Perhaps as a scary, grossly over weight, orange-haired loud mouth?

You used to make more subtle schemes. (“BOO! We changed Coke again! Bleah! Bleah!”)

We all know who the scariest fathead blowhard in the G.O.P.‘s id is now, don’t we ?

now, americans are afraid of everything.

There’s no contest, little monster. The king of the fathead blowhards is yuge. He contains multitudes and he sells steaks and wine and other assorted crud.

Trump beats Anxiety Monster every time

He has his own Monster, Inc. in his closet.

Come back screaming, “TRUMP WINS!!!”I know I’ll be panicking…

The anxiety closet monster’s toupee should have been bigger, hairier—and alive, speaking it’s own mind. Yeek!

Old hat. Not scary anymore. It’s like having seen too many horror films….

Well, at least the Snorklewacker has the Trump hairstyle right. And the big mouth. All he needs is one of those awful looking neckties.