Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 29, 2016

My advice to Opus: Tie Milo up, tattoo the name “Ernie” on his forehead, and throw him to the Hog-Woman.

God, sometimes Milo’s a bigger ass than Steve.

Opus had this one coming.He needs to “man up” and face his destiny, hopefully it isn’t naked in a ditch near Gorda on California Highway-1 in Monterey County.

Wow! Title this one “Opus grows a pair.” It’s about time, but who’d a thunk it?

Throttle him, Opus! You’ve been betrayed, Ernie! Errr….

I think Milo’s fwat is about to get dinkled.

Man, Opus gets railroaded into EVERYTHING!

Opus! I have a better use for your brush. The only question is, which end to insert?

Milo deserves an sound threshing for this espcally considering he told an possible murderer where they live

Will she be bringing the wood chipper with her?

Opus could do with a wood chipper right now.

But Opus, she’s got the money, her husband is in the woodchipper, she rides a hog and she’s never met Dinklepwat face-to-face…. your new life starts now.

Just tell the lady that Milo is Ernie.

I’m going to kill you VERY slowly, in a manner so excruciating that you will beg for the soothing relief of PAIN! It will make the tortures of the Overlords of Delgon look like Amateur Night. Then I will dismantle your bodyuntil not one meson clings to another. THEN I will REALLY get serious!

Opus has a thing for flower prints, both on his favorite shower cap and his beloved ottoman.