Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 31, 2017

This has been today’s crack story in brief.

I can hardly wait! What a wonderful First Lady!

The sun’s coming up and I just saw the moonrise.

MY EYES! MY EYES!

I just knew Opus would get to the bottom of it.

Krackatoa!

Penguin Patootie?

Is Melania playing the racy card?

I just got mooned by a short flightless bird. I can start my weekend now.

In an alternate universe, we would have just seen his kiwi fruits.

At the sight of a mooning flightless waterfowl,

“Ack…ahem. PENGUIN LUST!!!”

Careful, Opus. Don’t want to be booted out of the county again, don’t we?

Not a bit titillating, Opus. Not nice. She is FLOTUS!

Did we really have to see that?

Penguins come from Antarctica, and I just saw someone’s south pole.

Our first lady is hotter than your first lady…just one of the many ways Trump is making america great again.

I am morbidly mortified!