Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 20, 2017

Sorry, not enough vowels.

I thought “drained swamp” was where The Rump’s hair used to live.

Make sure to shake the bottle first, before unscrewing the cap.

Mr Phlegm Pulp Thud. (Thanks to WordSmith anagram services, which offered up 3 possibilities, and this was the final. I did move about the words, since it gave them bass-ackwards, and we’re not Japanese, requiring us to give the family name first, followed by thus and such. Apologies if my understanding of Japanese address is at all wrong.)

Trump must be holding the Peon Poir in reserve.

Nixon would serve his guest one kind of wine, while keeping his own, better, wine wrapped in a towel. Trump gets two scoops of ice cream, while his guests get one. The more things change……..

Obviously “Totally Insane Fraudulent Con-Artist, Swindler, and Utter Crook” won’t work, even though it’s REALLY accurate!

You left out “Flatulent Breathe”.

(Yawn!!!!!)

As a native Virginian, I am ashamed that I have to live in the same state as Trump vineyards.

Anagram or Die! United we anagram! One anagram from many! Give me anagrams or give me death! We have not yet begun to anagram! Retreat, h*ll; we’re just anagraming in a different direction! Anagrams forever!

USAnagramer, Retired.

“Bernie, Marx Smooch’r” would have been great if it had anything in common with tuphlem grdlphump.