Wow, a flashback to a 1989 Bloom County. Reading that takes me back to when I was in college… uummmm… Kiddie College! A nursery school! Yeah, that’s it. I was a precocious kid, learned to read from the funny papers, as my parents called them…
Okay, University of Tennessee. The Daily Beacon, our campus paper, carried Bloom County. Bloom County was probably the single most read thing on campus.
But then I, like Berkeley Breathed, can say I thought Trump was a jerk back when he was a loudmouthed NYC real estate developer.
B.B. MUST have been using Obama’s secret CIA time machine to be able to SO ACCURATELY predict the BLATANT STUPIDITY that was Trump even back in 1988. Back then, he was just an annoying Idiotic Philandering New York Real Estate developer with an oversized ego, multiple bankruptcies, and a loud mouth! Come to think of it…NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!
Besides his own, a cat’s skull is the only one where Trump’s brain would fit, and with its background, Bill’s body’s the only one that wouldn’t reject it.
Okay, maybe Keith Richards could have been an alternative, but not after this 1989 incident:
Technology… and society… moves on. Today trans-species surgery is no longer required for pussy self-grabbers. Trans-gender surgery offers so many more options.
Sherlock Watson about 7 years ago
Not only that, he can legally poop in Ed Koch’s flower bed!
(Look up the original 1989-02-02 strip. I did.)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
Truth IS stranger than fiction.
wcorvi about 7 years ago
Anyone who has to tell us he’s smart – isn’t.
Ralph Newbill about 7 years ago
Remember when B.B. was actually funny? Good thing for the classics!
MD Bear Premium Member about 7 years ago
Wow, a flashback to a 1989 Bloom County. Reading that takes me back to when I was in college… uummmm… Kiddie College! A nursery school! Yeah, that’s it. I was a precocious kid, learned to read from the funny papers, as my parents called them…
Okay, University of Tennessee. The Daily Beacon, our campus paper, carried Bloom County. Bloom County was probably the single most read thing on campus.
But then I, like Berkeley Breathed, can say I thought Trump was a jerk back when he was a loudmouthed NYC real estate developer.
Ermine Notyours about 7 years ago
Now we know where the orange skin tone comes from. Would you say Bill has the average cranial capacity for a cat?
Morduin00 about 7 years ago
That explains everything but his relationship with the Clintons.
Mr. Blawt about 7 years ago
So I’m a cat now, eh, doc?
As you know, I’m quite a philosopher…
… and on the great ledger sheet of life, I should list the assets of this situation…
Legally, I can poop in Ed Koch’s flower bed.
pauljmsn about 7 years ago
I’m not sure I buy into the brain transplant. The donor sounds too coherent.
Masterskrain about 7 years ago
B.B. MUST have been using Obama’s secret CIA time machine to be able to SO ACCURATELY predict the BLATANT STUPIDITY that was Trump even back in 1988. Back then, he was just an annoying Idiotic Philandering New York Real Estate developer with an oversized ego, multiple bankruptcies, and a loud mouth! Come to think of it…NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!
Andrew Sleeth about 7 years ago
That was a horrible thing to do to a cat.
KevinFisher about 7 years ago
Hah, I see what you did there with that clever retcon. Personally I preferred “Bill the Gates” of the mid-90’s.
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
So far as I am aware, up to now there have been no successful brain transplants (not counting sci-fi/horror movies)….
Coyoty Premium Member about 7 years ago
Besides his own, a cat’s skull is the only one where Trump’s brain would fit, and with its background, Bill’s body’s the only one that wouldn’t reject it.
Okay, maybe Keith Richards could have been an alternative, but not after this 1989 incident:
http://beta.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-the-rolling-stones-vs-donald-trump-yarn-atlantic-city-gig-20160315-story.html
booga about 7 years ago
OMG the “grabbin’ pussy”!!! The “I’m very, very, very smart!” 27 years, zero change!
Dennett Premium Member about 7 years ago
Technology… and society… moves on. Today trans-species surgery is no longer required for pussy self-grabbers. Trans-gender surgery offers so many more options.