Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 26, 2018

Ahhhh…..Cindy Crawford……she truly is a beauty(in my memories)……not only did she never have to potty, i have it on good authority(my fevered imagination) her “sweat” has the sent of lavender, cinnamon, and freshly printed $100.00 bills……

There were some perverts who wished that it was true.

The check is in the mail, I’m from the government, I’m here to help.

Sure, it’s all processed and packaged and filled with artificial flavors and coloring, but it’s still comforting.

There are no space aliens visiting Earth.

Um, ewww?

Go back to his innocent youth? I think he’s still there.

Santa Claus. Or how about life after death.

Love “naked horse hooey”.

Airline stewardesses were Goddesses who wanted to take me home and seduce me.

IT"S NOT TRUE? Life is over…

“Cindy Crawford never goes…” Hilarious! Berkeley is a master at his craft!

Cindy never needed to go potty back when I was dating her.

Glad to see Frank back. He always seems to bring things into perspective.

Can’t believe nobody brought up Jonathan Swift’s little ditty about Celia………

If she didn’t go potty then she didn’t do it in the woods! ;-}

On the old Mary Tyler Moore show, there was a scene where Ted talked about mundane aspects of Mary’s life, she cooks, she cleans, she takes out the garbage . . . at that point, Murry, who was always in love with Mary, sighed, smiled, and said, “Somehow, I can’t picture Mary as even HAVING garbage”.

“Cindy Crawford never goes potty” sounds very much like that same feeling.

So, what is this? Is Frank’s remedy to believe in your own self-lies? Not helping!

Frank looks like Gordon Ramsey. But amiable.

Frank is an absolutely wonderful construct. He’s the Great Leveler in a time when we need leveling.

Nice to see Frank join Frazz in the favored custodian role.