Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 23, 2009

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    rayannina  about 15 years ago

    It’s only illegal if you get caught, Portnoy. Pucker up!

    (Incidentally, love her ‘do. I miss big ’80s hair.)

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Portnoy, just shut up and enjoy your fantastic luck!

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    ejcapulet  about 15 years ago

    Yeah, ’80s hair was nice and feminine, so were the clothes. Now most women look like they were soaked by a garden hose then allowed to drip-dry.

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Oh come on! Not even Supergirl could pull off a headband, and she had heat vision, for Yves’ sake!

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    Opus Croakus  about 15 years ago

    @ejcapulet- My 80’s poodle perm was NOT cute, and I have the prom pictures to prove it. There’s a reason straight hair came back in style.

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    jrbj  about 15 years ago

    And the, of course, there’s the 60’s where everyone got undressed at Woodstock and only wore mud. I guess when you’re stoned clothes, among other things, tend to lose their importance. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that if we all got stoned, and stayed, that way, that we could even find world peace (instead of the world in pieces). Portnoy could even go on being an uber-neurotic twit and no one would care. Peace man.

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    comicsnoob  about 15 years ago

    How much has he had to drink? I dont think she REALLY looks like that.

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    mikdeeps  about 15 years ago

    jrbj Thank you for youe amazing words of wisdom.Truly put a smile on my face at 6 am

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    mikdeeps  about 15 years ago

    PEACE man

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    cleokaya  about 15 years ago

    I really like the bare shoulder. Her dress is but one slip away from being on the floor.

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    Ray_C  about 15 years ago

    Will Portnoy be compliant?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    clearly he has already passed out and this is what he is dreaming in his stupor….

    in other words……in your dreams!

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    coffeeturtle  about 15 years ago

    I have to agree with rayannina and ejcapulet. Guys still like girly girls.

    The 80’s look with all the neon, leg-warmers, head-bands and high-hair were good times!!!

    How much puck could a woodchuck puck. If a woodchuck would puck should?

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    magicdude269  about 15 years ago

    Ok not the best.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I’m with jrbj. Everyone in the world should start the day with a joint & the morning funnies. We might not get much done, but we probably wouldn’t notice.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 15 years ago

    It’s probably a good thing for the readers that Portnoy’s lower half is concealed by the bar right now.

    (Enjoy the image.)

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    fbmce  about 15 years ago

    To follow-up on what

    Coffee-Turtle said, about 3 hours ago:

    “How much puck could a woodchuck puck. If a woodchuck would puck should?”

    { and this IS NOT racist, just a play on words }

    How much whey would a Zimbob weigh If a Zimbob could weigh whey?

    A Zimbob would weigh all the whey he could weigh If a Zimbob could weigh whey.

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