Ginsu cleavers are much lighter and easier to weild than axes, Mrs.Wacker, and they can cut though a steel can as if it were butter. Necks will be a breeze!
Someone gave me a set of Ginsu knives once. Every single one of them snapped out up through the top of the plastic handles when I tried to use them to cut vegetables. They were seriously junk.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Nice traffic management at that station’s ad department!
rayannina over 14 years ago
During rape trials they show ads for eHarmony …
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Ginsu cleavers are much lighter and easier to weild than axes, Mrs.Wacker, and they can cut though a steel can as if it were butter. Necks will be a breeze!
Someone gave me a set of Ginsu knives once. Every single one of them snapped out up through the top of the plastic handles when I tried to use them to cut vegetables. They were seriously junk.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Not only that, but if you order now, we’ll include a free (S&H Extra) set of knives for your second husband.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Must defen’ him, chop chop. (40’s movie bigot image. Mickey Rooney in BAT)
rotts over 14 years ago
Now how much would you pay?
cfimeiatpap over 14 years ago
Bill Lives……….
starguy over 14 years ago
But wait! There’s more!
chinook2 over 14 years ago
Ewww, human Liverwurst?
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
An axe may be a handy murder weapon, but three years later you still can’t slice a tomato with it.
jhouck99 over 14 years ago
BILL LIVES!!!!