I loved Leave it to Beaver. The characters were perfect. Yet, there are times when I would have liked to have made a change. Imagine Eddie Haskell and Wally are up in the bedroom. In walks the Beaver and Eddie starts ribbing him.
“Hey Beave. Was that you I saw out in the backyard with your new BB gun? What were you doing, shooting all the wild bears to keep the neighborhood safe?”
And just once, I’d like to see Clint Eastwood as the Beaver.
“That’s right Eddie. That was me in the yard shooting bears. Only this gun I have pointed at you is no BB gun. It’s a Magnum 44, the most powerful handgun on Earth. It’ll blow that wiseassin’ mouth of yours clean off. Now, you’re probably wondering, gee, did the Beaver take 5 shots at that bear or 6? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I plumb clean forgot. So now you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
“Gee Beave, I was just razzing ya. You don’t have to be a creep about it.”
Lets see, I think a straight marathon of “Leave it to Beaver” is insufficient. I would add, “Father Knows Best”, “Donna Reed”, “My Three Sons” and then top it off with “The many adventures of Dobie Gillis” for desert!
I’m not worried that the Dairy Queen was blown up, but if the Beaver goes after Wendy’s I’m taking him down!
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Beaver, please blow up the spammers.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Oh, for the love of heaven, no! Not forced to watch endless episodes of Leave It to Beaver! Have you, Milo, no respect for the Geneva Conventions?
napaeric about 14 years ago
Middle Class or bust.
OK, bust.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
My dad (Ward) could solve a problem and teach a lesson in half an hour too.
Sandfan about 14 years ago
The bullwhip was more humane.
thirdguy about 14 years ago
Eddie Haskel was my hero!!
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
That’s no way for June to talk about Lumpy Rutherford.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
It’s mayhem out there! the street is littered with dillybars and Blizzards!
RavennaAl about 14 years ago
I loved Leave it to Beaver. The characters were perfect. Yet, there are times when I would have liked to have made a change. Imagine Eddie Haskell and Wally are up in the bedroom. In walks the Beaver and Eddie starts ribbing him.
“Hey Beave. Was that you I saw out in the backyard with your new BB gun? What were you doing, shooting all the wild bears to keep the neighborhood safe?”
And just once, I’d like to see Clint Eastwood as the Beaver. “That’s right Eddie. That was me in the yard shooting bears. Only this gun I have pointed at you is no BB gun. It’s a Magnum 44, the most powerful handgun on Earth. It’ll blow that wiseassin’ mouth of yours clean off. Now, you’re probably wondering, gee, did the Beaver take 5 shots at that bear or 6? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I plumb clean forgot. So now you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
“Gee Beave, I was just razzing ya. You don’t have to be a creep about it.”
“A creep? Go ahead Eddie, make my day!”
ses1066 about 14 years ago
Lets see, I think a straight marathon of “Leave it to Beaver” is insufficient. I would add, “Father Knows Best”, “Donna Reed”, “My Three Sons” and then top it off with “The many adventures of Dobie Gillis” for desert!
trekkermint about 14 years ago
add in the cosby show too
mrslukeskywalker about 14 years ago
Father Knows Best would have REALLY fixed him!
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
I’m not worried that the Dairy Queen was blown up, but if the Beaver goes after Wendy’s I’m taking him down! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beaver, please blow up the spammers.
MatureCanadian about 14 years ago
So right surstuff.
Don’t forget the Nelson Family. Always did like David.
jhouck99 about 14 years ago
“Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.”
Never grows old…
swingvoter88 about 14 years ago
A Full House marathon oughta do it. That’s scarier than being waterboarded.