The boyfriend recently got one of those fancy toilet seats . . . there’s something not right about a potty that sounds like it’s dialing up the modem when you plug it in.
Quick- Put it all in the bank! They can take it all back when they realize there’s been a mistake, but the interest it earns in the meantime is legally yours!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Ice cream? Rather, $779M is mere peanuts these days! Still, that is a lot of cherry vanilla double-scoop cones!
twj0729 almost 13 years ago
…or a couple hundred hammers!
midiranger almost 13 years ago
elbeck almost 13 years ago
Or one failed Star War missile defense system that couldn’t hit the broad side of a planet.
BluePumpkin almost 13 years ago
The boyfriend recently got one of those fancy toilet seats . . . there’s something not right about a potty that sounds like it’s dialing up the modem when you plug it in.
Rodney99 almost 13 years ago
Quick- Put it all in the bank! They can take it all back when they realize there’s been a mistake, but the interest it earns in the meantime is legally yours!
michael.p.pumilia almost 13 years ago
Even at .029 , that’s real money. Gosh, I miss Pres. Carter and his days of 13 .. 14…15 interest.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
With that much money, you can spring for waffle cones!
tis4kis almost 13 years ago
@BluePumpkinROFL!
Bob. almost 13 years ago
Back in the Carter days I was one of the ones paying a 12% mortgage note.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Opus, you could buy a lot of turnip twaddlers for that kind of money.