…When he dropped down the chimney from out of his sleigh,
I grabbed my 44 and blew him away!
Ah yes the great elf strike of 81…lol
I’ve often wondered how he makes it through all those Republican households without getting shot.
There was an old Billy & the Boingers song (or was it Death Tongue?) titled, “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, So I Blew Him Away!”
A little antsy, are we, Santa? If you’re a lawful and law-abiding Santa, you have nothing to fear!
All others are at risk….
Berkeley Breathed
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
…When he dropped down the chimney from out of his sleigh,
I grabbed my 44 and blew him away!
dwdl21 over 7 years ago
Ah yes the great elf strike of 81…lol
RobertLarys over 7 years ago
I’ve often wondered how he makes it through all those Republican households without getting shot.
RobertLarys over 7 years ago
There was an old Billy & the Boingers song (or was it Death Tongue?) titled, “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, So I Blew Him Away!”
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
A little antsy, are we, Santa? If you’re a lawful and law-abiding Santa, you have nothing to fear!
All others are at risk….