Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 01, 2021

Are those hobnails on the bottom of her boots? Oooo, hot!

The wine glass stuck on Opus’s nose is a nice touch.

Opus can pay for the meal, she can pay the damages.

I stopped dating a long time ago since they always ended with the guy wanting a refund. He didn’t even remember my name just wanted a refund. he figured I owed him for the dinner? What happened to want to know a person? Maybe even wanting a relationship? It’s sad. I should put out for grilled trout? Do you even know the color of my eyes? Like I said, I quit dating a long time ago. I can buy my own dinner.

Ah, Opus, you blew it. Should have let her pay.

Someone once told me they always paid for the first date – because if it went well, there would be plenty of time to even things out, and if it went poorly he wanted no guilt in never contacting the person again.

Nice try, you male chauvinist penguin! Sister Hobnails will stomp out of that Disaster Zone restaurant (or she will stomp you out)….

Well, Opus got his wish; a woman fighting over him – and under him and on top of him and…

The People’s Court had a litigant this week who looked exactly like her. No kidding.