Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 16, 2023

This is from the days mostly before the internet. Where does this kid get these things? Does he hang out in supermarket checkout aisles?

Ah, fresh meat for the rumors. Sleep fast, Opus.

What about George and Whoopie?

Well, Binkley didn’t resolve not to rouse anybody from early morning slumber with hot but dubious cultural rumors, just his Dad. You’re just going to have to suck it up, Opus …

“Cultural” rumors? It’s celeb gossip, Bink, and it’s not worth anyone’s time.

The crazy part about this one for me is realizing he means George H. W. Bush, not Dubya.

So she ate poor old George? That explains the weight gain.

What is that design on the lampshade? I zoomed in but still can’t figure it out.

Anyone know if Binkley actually ever made it to adulthood without harming himself?

If only the young wuss could maintain his Resolve! Alas!