Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 29, 2023

Okay Opus you have to say that it is intriguing, unique, one of a kind and can really bring up one’s emotions (just do not tell her which emotions). Of course you will be honest and have your first lover’s spat in all likelihood; right up there with the honest answer for “Honey, does this dress make me look fat?” which has sent many a boyfriend home or a husband to the couch for the night.

My answer would probably be: It reminds me of your incredible passion and sensuality. I can’t get enough of that.

Again, poor Opus.

Yes- some questions Have no good answer…..lol.

A composition for cello and piano by Charles-Camille Saint-Saëns. “I’ve never heard that” if Opus was thinking fast, not something he does very often.

Opus has to decide which brain he should use for his response.

Tell her you don’t understand it because you’re a dunce where art is concerned.

I kinda like it. Better that that so-called "David’ statue thingie.

When in doubt, go here. https://www.artybollocks.com/generator.html

Guess we should be grateful it’s in B&W. Now I’ll able to eat breakfast…

Opus, here’s a thought before you go very far: “Ah my dear… this work is the truest expression of your soul to date. It SPEAKS to me in ways that my meek heart can yet express. And oh! Isn’t that what expressionism should do. You are my muse! Go on muse, and do they will, for I am helpless in thy grasp.” That should get you on the runway, oh flightless fowl. After that, the lift off is up to you.

I think it’s one of your top ten paintings.

“Golly, it’s just neato-squeato, Sugar Plum!” he said, choking on bile.

Opus, just say, “Thought provoking,” and let it go at that.

Choose your next words carefully, Opus. Or she will give you the brush off the hard way. Please, stay safe and healthy my friends.

Gunga Din

Not bad, needs more colour.

I think it laid an egg.

Excellent swan song pun.

It looks like a waterfowl danced on it…

To quote Monty Python, “Run away, Run Away!!!”

Lola is looking mighty fine Opus. Consider your answer very carefully. Snerk!

The wrong answer might be his swan song

“Oh, and do these shorts make my bottom look big?”

“Pert and dynamic and very firm and round, so compelling and …oh, I am facing the other way.”

Actually, it’s not too bad a composition. Pretty good balance of darks and lights with midtones for variety. Bold brushwork and energy…OK, its crap.

“It’s so deep it will be a while before I can offer a worthy opinion.”

“Honestly? It’s beyond me. I don’t have the emotional equipment to follow where you’re going.”

You’re welcome, Opus.

We will not be upset if you go back on your word about being honest at this time, Opus. We absolutely understand. Lola doesn’t really NEED to know the truth.

“ Reminds me of Picasso’s masterpiece Guernica, My Love”

Do these jeams make me look fat…. it’s not the jeans…. said no man with an IQ bigger than his shoe size…

“Sugar Plum, my honest opinion is that it leaves me speechless!”