Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 11, 2023

Obviously, she isn’t looking for “innocent”.

Besides, this being a comic, she probably saw his dreams and it scared the bejeezus out of her.

. . . and reek of raw herring.

So, can he still take the money her mother was offering him?

Killing Him Softly with Her Love

“Plus, God, forgive me, but you do reek of raw herring.”

looks more like the mad hatter to me.

But didn’t they already say I do…

Their grasp of reality is really good…..most married couples don’t come to the same conclusions until after three or four years of marriage./s

He doesn’t have that thing that many women find irresistible, MONEY!

Opus compared to Trump’s Junk? Prescient but very cruel.

Well, at least her mother will be pleased.

No, Opus looks like a penguin stool.

In a way, this story arc leaves me a bit sad…

So, she wants to marry a sour, unforgiving, guilty guy?

Apparently the drugs wore off.

…and, by “toadstool”, she means Tom Petty…

Well, now that the wedding is off, at least take a few months and practice the honeymoon rituals.

I think it’s the hat.

They do better as friends.

Mutual recriminations; abandoned marriage, toadstools and sensible hippies. It’s all too much for a mere mortal to comprehend!