Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 14, 2023

Woody Allen….. LOL. I guess he did manage to get in the spotlight for a lot of the wrong reasons back in the day.

I’d give anything to snort a dandelion right now. Do they sell them on Amazon?

If it’ll cure Steve Dallas’ wardrobe problem, why not?!

The surest way to get some people to do something is to tell them not to.

Good ol’Stev Dallas! Always the iconoclast!

Just a Good Old Boy! https://tinyurl.Com/4u853ah5

Best way to get someone to do something is to tell them don’t do it.

Kind of like the wet paint signs, some will touch it just because they’re told not to.

Divorce and spontaneous decapitation.

For more impact, he should try freebasing

He woke up in Costa Rica, minus a few organs…

Steve’s going for the sterility…

If you don’t want someone to do something, the last thing you should do is to tell them not to do it…

It’s like Trump during that solar eclipse. Everyone is told not to look directly at the sun. He looked anyway.

Right. Like he has anything to lose…

If the billboard hadn’t been so obvious about not doing it, Steve would have never thought about taking a sniff.

I wouldn’t be surprised if snorting dandelions causes cancer. Everything else does.

that’s steve…will try anything six times

Legalize recreational dandelions!

I remember when this strip first ran. My first thought was Reefer Madness.