Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 22, 2023

Opus is living everyone’s porn dream. C’mon; admit it.

I think she might like that, Opus.

When did Binkley start wearing a pith helmet?

Did Opus compete with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley for that spot?

Is totem pole a euphemism for something or other?

He could be an Opus Dei Priest.

A naked penguin. Ho hum. Seen one you’ve seen ’em all.

Big Chief Fowl-Water…

First and foremost — the ‘toon is out-of-bounds racist by today’s Woke standards. Secondly, “…he’s enrolled in a major law school…” is viciously pejorative; For shame!!

Not sure chiropractor would be a step up

Opus can’t be a stripper. He doesn’t wear any clothes.

She’s just looking for a place to stuff one dollar bills

The nadir of the penguin’s career.

I don’t think Opus is catching on that this is exactly what the lady in question seems to want.

Only Mrs. Linkerman knows! Portnoy was right, and “Chief” Opus is the hottest little warrior-stripper in the Chippendale’s Male Revue!

At least it’s a more or less Honest Living, and as a bonus it puts Young Binkley’s silly fantasies to rest!