Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 28, 2023

Let them hold their breath.

Who?

“That’s show biz…”

Those poor kids, bankrupt and all.

Talent?

Winfrey is busy producing a new Soap Oprah.

I bet Harry and Megan are old news on the local Malibu cocktail party circuit—- don’t be surprised if they’ll be forced to start buying their own cocktails and Cocktail weenies —- in a futile effort to cut corners and living expenses they’re considering moving into a second hand motor home.