Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 19, 2023

They’re Milken it

Would you like me to put you on hold?

Your call is important to us. It will be answered in the order our executives are granted parole.

I’ll leave him a message. He should be able to get back to you in 6 to 10 years – 4 with good behavior.

Very timely

“Yes. He is. No, I’m not lying. Just because we lied about what we did with your money doesn’t me we lie … Hello?”

He’s our expert on fraudulent activities.

Good one!…