Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 21, 2023

Before you concern yourself with one box in a garage, you should remove the 27 boxes from you pool equipment storage room, then maybe you have the right to point out the boxes in other peoples homes.

I can’t be president as I have neither a garage or a pool storage room.

But trump had a big banquet space and a stage open to the public and a guest toilet that worked just fine.

Heck he even gave guests some reading material as they did their business.

From their labels, only the top of them is actually secret.

I don’t need a lot of room, I’d just keep them on my private server.

Why would you need to keep any documents in the first place? Proof? Evidence? Incriminating docs? Deal memos with foreigners?

How are your plagiarism skills?

How are you at extortion and taking bribes?

Will the media cover for your incompetence?

The bathroom and ‘stage’ areas are equally suitable.

Or a golf course in which you can bury an ex-wife in a pauper’s grave for tax credits?

Well you could have something to read real handy by the toilet.

disgusting comic today…

No problem! There’s always the toilet, pool room, etc. Especialy better when you do it on purpose and refuse to give them up instead of by accident.

Good one.

How are you at extortion and taking bribes?

that’s a very good question. let’s see if trump has an answer for you…

What about documents stored all over the place when Joe did not have the right to take them home. They raided Mara Largo with automatic weapons, Joe’s lawyers were allowed to look through his papers. Do you think anyone could break into Mara Largo with it’s security? What about someone’s garage, please give me a break.

Two options. One, use a laptop but don’t use a service technician. Two, just act like a president and forget everything and everyone.