Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 31, 2010

The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

or, is it the chalice from the palace that has the brew that is true??????

It’s bad enough being the court jester, but now you’re complaining about him not changing his ringtone on a seasonal basis. No wonder he’s depressed.

Now there’s some sad things known to man But ain’t too much sadder than The tears of a clown, when there’s no one around Uh hum, oh yeah baby

“Be happy I don’t make it ‘Macarena’.”

ML: The chalice with the palace had the brew that was true, until it broke. Then the pellet with the poison was moved from the vessel with the pestle to the flagon with the dragon, leaving the vessel with the pestle holdin the brew that was true. I think.

Mine is the mana mana song… except the words say “Pick up the phone!”

Mine is the imperial march from star wars.

It’s so nice to “be around” people who remember Danny Kaye. Thank you all.

Right now my ring tone is “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. It used to be the theme to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”.

No, the flagon with the dragon had the pellet with the poison, the vessel with the pestle had the brew which was true. A fter the chalice from the palace broke, and the pellet with the poison was transferred from the vessel with the pestle to the flagon with the dragon. Which made no sense at all to do.

The funniest button on the joke was both combatants trying to remember the lines by mumbling them over and over.