Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 10, 2011

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    I don’t believe anyone has ever lived 900 yeas …That is ludicrous.

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    LKD  over 13 years ago

    He’s missing a few greats. There should be about 40 of them.

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    AnonymousUser  over 13 years ago

    Back then I’m sure the environment was much better. The plants and animals for richer due to the great amount of nutrients in the ground…

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Methuselah and the Perfesser have the same used car dealer.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    Maybe he’s a lawyer and they were just adding up his billing hours…

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    paullp Premium Member over 13 years ago

    What’s even more feasible is that the mythology of both the Old and New Testaments should not be taken literally. If the story of Methuselah was based on a real person, and he lived to be 60, imagine how much more impressive it would be to report him as having lived to be 900. Oh, one other point: the cartoon Methuselah is shown here as living in the cartoon suburbs and driving a cartoon car. That also indicates that he has lived well beyond 900 years. This is a cartoon, and Methuselah as portrayed here is just a symbol of extreme long life. There’s nothing Biblical or religious here.

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    Bargrove  over 13 years ago

    Song: It ain’t necessarily so….. etc

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    With 20 years per generation, his bumber sticker puts him a little over 200.

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    -HARLAN  over 13 years ago

    Somehow, Paul Ryan and the Rethuglicans missed knocking him off!

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    LafInLarry, aren’t you getting dizzy? :D

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    parkerfields  over 13 years ago

    Oh ye of little faith. Many of you won’t believe the Bible, even though no real error has ever been found n it. Instead, you will believe some college professor with virtually no credibility to his name, no fulfilled prophecies, and a life characterized by sin and wickedness. To me it is a no-brainer. I choose to believe the tried and true Bible. God made the world and all that is in it in six literal days according to Exodus 20. God made it with the appearance of age – Adam was not created as a one-day-old embryo, but a full-grown man. God created a more-perfect environment, and as a result, Methuselah lived to be 969 years old.

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