Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 11, 2011

If there were, does that mean Jill has to give Jack his dollar and a quarter back?

And don’t forget poor little Jimmy. He fell down that darn well at the top of the hill…

Well, better give ’em some water, Mr. Shy Ster, they look a little pail to me…..☻

He’s the reason ladders have labels telling you not to fall off.

Personal responsibility? What’s that?

In the spirit of good timing, see Ginger Meggs today. pschearer: and chain saws have labels telling you not to try to stop the chain with your hand or your crotch. Now think: those labels are usually there because of something somebody actually did…

Sugarhill Gang:

Jack and Jill went up the hillTo have a little funStupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they have a son

@ Captainedd & @ Gmartin997

Here is another verse:

.Jack and Jill went up the hillEach had a dollar and a quarter.Jill came down with two and a halfAnd they didn’t go after water.