“No! But there is a big spider under your bed!”.
SNERK!!
Golly, check out today’s “Break of Day”. Coincidence?
No, but there is a big can of Raid just waiting for you to fall asleep….
That’s how parents can be a pane to their kid.
“No, but there is a giant fly swatter under the bed”.
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.
Kermit is under there.
It’s a giant shoe getting ready to smash you against the ceiling.
Good one Dana!
The last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits the windshield? His back legs.
Vroom, Vroom
No, but your bride may devour you on your wedding day, depending on species, of course.
There’s a big rolled up newspaper under there.
Roach Motel (“They make out, but they don’t check out.”)
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
“No! But there is a big spider under your bed!”.
margueritem about 12 years ago
SNERK!!
i_am_the_jam about 12 years ago
Golly, check out today’s “Break of Day”. Coincidence?
BlueEyedCatMom about 12 years ago
No, but there is a big can of Raid just waiting for you to fall asleep….
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
That’s how parents can be a pane to their kid.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 12 years ago
“No, but there is a giant fly swatter under the bed”.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.
eddie6192 about 12 years ago
Kermit is under there.
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
It’s a giant shoe getting ready to smash you against the ceiling.
vlechtja about 12 years ago
Good one Dana!
Olddog1 about 12 years ago
The last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits the windshield? His back legs.
LadyLavendar about 12 years ago
Vroom, Vroom
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
No, but your bride may devour you on your wedding day, depending on species, of course.
iced tea about 12 years ago
There’s a big rolled up newspaper under there.
arthurhoule about 1 year ago
Roach Motel (“They make out, but they don’t check out.”)