Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 19, 2018

Turkey trees ?

They’re about 3 weeks late. Should’ve gotten ’em right before Halloween.

Great timing! The White House got their Christmas tree today!

less than 36 days until Xmas, or if you prefer, Christmas.

Santa’s grotto is set up in my local shopping centre and I couldn’t believe the long line waiting to see him yesterday. It’s more than a month to Christmas! Those kiddies are in for a long wait.

Thanksgiving? Oh, you mean the pre-yule feast!

“December, green guys. November is all about my holiday, so get back to your forests and wait your turn!” -Tom Turkey.

Our local Christmas tree farm CLOSES sales on December 2.

If I put up a tree, I like to put it up the night before Thanksgiving and leave it up until New Years Day.