Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 10, 2019

The one above the store or the one in the window ?

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.

And still he’s going to say that the fish that escaped him was bigger than that.

And why does he need to get his picture taken before the store? What a maroon!

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.—Steven Wright

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign.

Well, dear, I was trying to sell it to them, but they wouldn’t take.