Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 25, 2020

I sure get tired of all those attorney’s commercials…especially when I know the cost of them will come out of the settlement.

The commercial (one of them) that bugs me is the guy who says “it’s about time!” That commercial’s been on for years!

If ya didn’t want to get plowed, why’d ya come inta the bar?

Get lost!

See “Brevity”.

Lawyers are hemorrhoids on the posterior of society.

But hurry before the evidence melts.

Now for another Commercial: Buy our Life-like Snowman which is hollow and fits snuggly over a fire hydrant. Act now and you’ll get two for the same price plus free shipping!

Call 1-800-DIRT-BAG

Ironically, I read that two people were killed earlier this week in a snow plow accident.

Bad timing as a couple of Kansas college age kids were killed by being in the road and getting hit by a snowplow yesterday.