Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 17, 2020

I hope none of them are named Kenny.

That’s going to cause some confusion. Why don’t you just call each other “Bruce”?

Is there still that safety rule about children not having names on their clothing to avoid strangers from knowing them? That only applies to grown ups working.

It wouldn’t help, the scarves will cover them up.

Or Calvin.

They would never stick to those coats.

Or you might exercise your incipient mental abilities by memorizing how each of you is dressed.

I guess you have to go where everyone knows your name.