Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 11, 2020

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, those are cheap knock-offs. The authentic ones are custom-made, and only one set to a customer.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Acme Dynamite Co? Yeah, I wouldn’t trust those in any emergency.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    In the summer of 1991, the owner of a new pizza shop opening in Vancouver, BC was busy cleaning the pizza oven- with gasoline! The inevitable happened and the devastation closed several businesses in the area. The name of the restaurant? Dynamite Pizza. No kidding:

    https://i.imgur.com/crtv6nM.png

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    therese_callahan2002  over 4 years ago

    Wile E. Coyote will get those wings.

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    I figured it would be instructions on how to kiss one’s derierre good bye.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    They picked up those cheap wings at a blow-out sale.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    Everytime someone rings the doorbell, the wings disappear.

    Think “It’s a Wonderful Life”

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    On the back of a T-shirt:

    “Bomb tech.”

    “If you see me running,”

    “Try to keep up.”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    That’s a defeatist attitude.

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