Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 18, 2020

Does that work?

The bird appears not to be afraid of vacuum cleaners. But it’s probably afraid of cats, which are afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Hmmmmmmm.

Fred has good balance!

Can’t do that, Fred. Don’t take the Hoover out in the yard, ’cause nature abhors a vacuum.

what could possibly go wrong?

I used my normal shop vac. Worked great and left no mess around the house or yard

Takes a good man to do it with one hand.. Well done Fred

Well that sux

Yes, that was the final thing Fred said. Funeral’s on Saturday.

“Man wins Darwin Award while vacuuming on the roof”.

I’m not seeing any trees – you sure that is necessary?