Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 22, 2020

Another snowflake making stoooopid claims!!

“You better watch out, you better not cry……” Threat.

He’ll countersue by saying her kid saw her kissing him underneath the mistletoe last night.

Always knew the jolly old fat man was a pervert. Spying at you all the time. Bet he just loves bath time.

Is that when they nabbed the old perv? :D

To be fair, the song says, “He knows when you’ve been sleeping.” He’s far too busy to do reconnaissance, he has his elves for that.

Better be careful, lady. I understand he occasionally has his reindeer “run over” obstinate people.

…and were you being good, or bad?

I expect the jury will want to see the tape, although some of them may have already seen it on Pornhub

can you show the court what he saw? and tell how it damaged you for life?

I’m telling Mrs. Claus…

So you say….

That just proves your surveillance system is spying on you.

“Just keep in mind that if we win the lawsuit, you’ll end up with a lump of coal in your stocking. The naughtiest people on Santa’s list are the ones who sue him.”