Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 04, 2021

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    finkd  over 3 years ago

    Quit horsing around.

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    That’s OK, when you leave, dejected, the loan manager will place a bet on Southern Beauty in the fifth race…and win!

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    therese_callahan2002  over 3 years ago

    “Ok. How about Southern Comfort in a bottle?”

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Inside info the horse has the “juice” for it. ♫I’ve got the horse right here. The name is Paul Revere.♫

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    “What do you have for collateral?”

    [Hands him a paper weight]

    “What’s this?”

    “It’s a nick-knack.”

    “I’m sorry, but you aren’t a frog and I’m not Patty Black. She was fired.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    However, give me an inside tip and I can make this happen.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Besides I heard Andy Capp is betting on that horse so it has to be a loser.

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    heathcliff2  over 3 years ago

    Try convincing the folks in Washington, DC and at least fifty other cities.

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Did the guy asking for the loan actually say that out loud, or is this really Dick York and Hayden Rorke?

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