Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 03, 2021

Must be a speed freak.

Savanah Swift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWYF6TQ9oTw

No, me stick with peanut loving poochie.

Could lead to a situation like this one:

“Oh, she sailed away on a bright and sunny day,

On the back of a crocodile.

“You see,” said she, “he’s as tame as he can be”

“I’ll float him down the Nile.”

The croc winked his eye as she waved them all good-bye,

Wearing a happy smile.

At the end of the ride the lady was inside,

And the smile was on the crocodile!"

I’d be a’ lion if I didn’t say that would make him a’ cheetah.

How about a Mustang?

Save me a spot on a leopard.

Sir, are you unhappy with the trunk space?

If you happen to get lost out there, you won’t have a Kookaburra to let you know. Wrong wilderness!

Is the elephant in South America or is the jaguar in Africa?

The jaguar looks like it is ready to fuel up.

No, I want to get where I’m going in one piece……

I could do a rant here about not getting the rental car I reserved and Don’t Want an “upgrade”, but I won’t.

Forgets them. Go for an uBear ride.

he was hoping for a cobra…

I wonder if a jaguar could support the weight of an adult…

But the jaguar hasn’t got as big a trunk/boot (depending where you live)