Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 23, 2022

Unless Netflix turns it around, that movie will flop too, and he’ll be back to haunt you.

Second netflix joke I have read this morning!

(Dogs of C Kennel)

Now you just have to worry about the Pixar monsters in your closet.

His gig on CNN+ didn’t last long.

After their last earning report we know that’s a big lie!

If the show reaches season three, you’ll be in it.

And odds are that it’ll be TV-MA so you can’t watch it (like most everything else there)

That would be plausible if they hadn’t shut down their production company.

Not if he’s animated, he didn’t.

Meh, they’ll just cancel his show after two seasons, probably on a cliffhanger.

The monster under my son’s bed quit to become an Uber driver.

Where is Susan St. Helit when you need her?

A movie about YOUR life.