Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 04, 2022

He’s gotta be burned up about that

SPF 5000

Naah. Dracula not affected that badly by sunlight. That musta been Nosferatu.

Silly fellow went and made an ash of himself!

Talk about not knowing one’s geography. Transylvania is a mountainous region in Hungary…

That is funny…laughed aloud!

Unfortunately, more like him are busy.

It was only rated for moonlight.

Good riddance….

I’m not sure he’d forget something that important, but he may have assumed he didn’t need to read the directions — the ones that tell you to reapply the stuff every couple of hours.

Now you’d think he would know better.

Uh-oh.